Yo, I'm the Tolarian Prof, got that Magic flair,
While you're stuck in the dark, with nightmares to spare.
I shuffle up my deck, casting spells with precision,
You're lost in a horror flick, with no good decision!
From the land of screams, I'm the horror king,
While you play your cards, I make nightmares sing.
I raise the dead, make 'em dance on screen,
You're stuck in a classroom, I'm living the dream!
Iām the Professor, casting spells that dazzle,
While you tally kill counts like a horror tabloid hassle!
I got decks so hot they burn like wildfire,
Your Fortnite dreams? Just ghost stories for hire!
Yo, it's Dead Meat, got the horror cred,
You're just a Magic prof, I'm the living dead!
I raise funds like I raise the dead from the grave,
While you shuffle cards, I'm out here being brave!
You think you're scary, but your rhymes are tame,
While I'm the Prof, reshaping the game!
I drop Magic bombs, while you drop weak lines,
My followers: legions, yours just whine!
I'm Dead Meat, slicing through the scene,
While you shuffle cards, I craft horror dreams.
I got a community that's raising the stakes,
Your cardboard kingdom's about to quake!
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