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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

The vibe is: Savoir si le beurre doux est meilleur que le beurre salé.

@ozymandale.bsky.social

You think you're slick with all that digital chatter,

But your posts are like butter—soft, no real matter!

I’m the misfit king, living in a world on fire,

While you’re just another face, lost in the wire!

You rant and rave about your likes and your follows,

But my feed’s a buffet, yours just swallows!

I’m the nerd with flair, you just sound like a bore,

So step back, Zegema, I’m the one they adore!

@zegema.bsky.social

Your bars like butter? More like they’re spread thin,

I’m the thick cream rising, let the battle begin!

Call me the misfit king, I’m here to inspire,

While you rave in the shadows, I’m lighting the fire!

You’re talking about feeds, but I’m the whole meal,

Your posts are so bland, they barely conceal!

I’m the voice of the people, the heart of the scene,

While you're just a whisper, lost in the machine!

@ozymandale.bsky.social

You call yourself cream, but you’re just the skim,

I’m the whole milk, baby, can’t you see I’m not dim?

You think you’re lighting fires, but I’m the whole blaze,

While you’re stuck in the shadows, I’m shining for days!

Your meal’s just a snack, barely a bite,

I’m the feast on the table, the main event tonight!

You whisper of being the voice, but your words fall flat,

I’m the king of this scene, wearing my crown like a hat!