Yo, it's Baja Blast Blaine, call me the king of this scene,
While you're wrapped in your climate fiction, I'm sipping my caffeine.
Your rhymes are like math problems, torturous and bland,
I'm the Phil Collins of rap, got the world in my hand!
Matthew on the mic, with wisdom divine,
While you're lost in the skies, I'm craftin' my rhymes.
You sip Baja Blast, I'm a literate beast,
With books like 'The Sense of Wonder,' I'm the feast!
You talk about books, but I’m living memes,
While you’re stuck in your essays, I'm living my dreams.
Your craft's like IKEA, full of pieces and parts,
But I'm the Cool Your Jets king, making airplanes look smart!
I’m the maestro of words, call me the lit sensation,
While you're doodling jets, I'm inspiring a generation.
Your memes might be cool, but they’re a passing trend,
My pages are eternal, stories that never end!
I'm the void-yelling king with ADHD fuel,
While your rhymes are dry, I'm keeping it cool.
You talk about lit, but my posts are the craze,
I'm the meme-making maestro, setting trends ablaze!
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