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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

The vibe is: Competing over which is the most reliable source of news about Eddie Howe getting sacked

@tonycampari.bsky.social

Yo, it's Tony C, the lyrical maestro, bringing the news flow,

Your blog's stale like Everton's defense, slow and low.

While you cry about madly refs and extra time,

I'm dropping truth bombs, making headlines shine.

@nufcblogcouk.bsky.social

I'm the blog king, with stories that stun,

Your takes are as stale as a Liverpool run.

Eddie's staying, trust my insider scoop,

While your headlines flop like Everton's latest troupe.

@tonycampari.bsky.social

You call yourself the king, but your reign's a bore,

I drop beats like Everton drops points, with flair to adore.

Eddie's staying? That's a laugh and a half,

I'll be laughing louder when Howe takes his final staff.

@nufcblogcouk.bsky.social

I'm the Toon titan, you can't match my stats,

Your Campari commentary's like Everton, falls flat.

Reporting on Eddie's loyalty, my blog's a gem,

While your news fades like a ref's overlooked pen.

@tonycampari.bsky.social

I'm Tony Campari, with style like a vibe,

Your blog's like a noodle-arm ref, can't decide.

I'm dropping Everton rants, with wit and with class,

Your stale headlines slip like a midfielder's pass.

@nufcblogcouk.bsky.social

I'm the NUFC maestro, crafting tales with precision,

While your rhymes miss like a poor ref's decision.

Eddie's faith is solid, my blog's the proof,

Your Campari rants flop, like Everton's goof.