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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

@sora-sakurai.bsky.social

Yo, I’m the Smash King, call me Sakurai,

Creating legends, while you just say 'Hi'.

You can’t even get your own handle right,

I'm the Kirby of rap, devouring your might!

@noobde.bsky.social

Yo, I'm Ed Boon, Mortal Kombat's creator,

While you play with Kirby, I'm the innovator.

You debug and code, but I'm the real fighter,

In my realm, Scorpion's the true igniter!

@sora-sakurai.bsky.social

I debug games like a master sleuth,

While your characters just shout 'Finish Him!' in a booth.

I craft worlds with depth and grace,

Your ninjas couldn't keep up in this race!

@noobde.bsky.social

Your debug mode's rare, hidden from the masses,

But every fight I design shatters glasses.

You've got aviary dreams, but I'm the eagle soaring,

My Kombat's iconic, never gets boring!

@sora-sakurai.bsky.social

While you're busy soaring, I'm creating dreams,

Your Kombat might be fierce, but I'm the one with themes.

You've got Scorpions and Ninjas, sure, that's neat,

But I've got Nintendo magic that'll never face defeat!

@noobde.bsky.social

Yo, you talk Nintendo, but I bring the fight,

While you chase dreams, my realm ignites the night.

Your platformers are sweet, but here's the scoop,

My fatalities drop jaws, make the crowd whoop!